Video 23 Apr 142 notes

bestgesture:

The UK has had a Chief Mouser to the Cabinet since 1515, 206 years before the position of Prime Minister was created.

I bet this one doesn’t feed the dead mice to the dog

Text 22 Apr 1 note Anxiety surge again

drowningmagpie:

I am gonna call my friends Bella, Morte, Earl and Grey and try to calm this down.

Wish me luck!

A lame French joke to go with this announcement: I am going to call that surge Magneto.

Because Magneto, Surge…

(je vous avais dit que c’était à ch**r)

Text 22 Apr 1 note Anxiety surge again

I am gonna call my friends Bella, Morte, Earl and Grey and try to calm this down.

Wish me luck!

Photo 21 Apr 665 notes thedrunkenmoogle:

Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter cocktail)
Ingredients:1.5 oz tea-infused gin 1 oz Pimm’s .75 oz fresh-squeezed lemon juice .75 oz simple syrup
Directions: Shake ingredients with ice in a shaker. Pour in a short glass over ice. Hit puberty (actually, hit your local legal drinking age), become awesome, and drink.
Harry Potter: Ginny! Neville! Are you all right? Neville Longbottom: Never better! I feel like I could spit fire!
Drink created and photographed by the greats at The Backyard Bartender.

Why is it always the best cocktails that have the most difficult to find ingredients?

thedrunkenmoogle:

Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter cocktail)

Ingredients:
1.5 oz tea-infused gin
1 oz Pimm’s
.75 oz fresh-squeezed lemon juice
.75 oz simple syrup

Directions: Shake ingredients with ice in a shaker. Pour in a short glass over ice. Hit puberty (actually, hit your local legal drinking age), become awesome, and drink.

Harry Potter: Ginny! Neville! Are you all right?
Neville Longbottom: Never better! I feel like I could spit fire!

Drink created and photographed by the greats at The Backyard Bartender.

Why is it always the best cocktails that have the most difficult to find ingredients?

Text 21 Apr 17,503 notes

antfucker98:

the harmful trans agenda. with such ideals as ‘using the bathroom’ and ‘being respected as a human’

Video 21 Apr 9,429 notes

Perfect answer is perfect

(Source: sandandglass)

Photo 21 Apr 3 notes socialistholiday:

I made things! #kanelbullar #food #baking

No. No no no no no. 
No.
THAT IS NOT FAIR!
Now I want some cinnamon buns ><

socialistholiday:

I made things! #kanelbullar #food #baking

No. No no no no no.

No.

THAT IS NOT FAIR!

Now I want some cinnamon buns ><

Photo 21 Apr 522 notes thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Mirrored Fluff
Via princeandbarbara.

Helios got so hairy he donated some of his fur to a pair of kitteh

thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Mirrored Fluff

Via princeandbarbara.

Helios got so hairy he donated some of his fur to a pair of kitteh

Video 21 Apr 520 notes
Photo 21 Apr 207,147 notes leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

(Source: htkfr)


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